Get out of my head and fall into my arms instead.

mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

delusionial:

varsijia:

“how to get annoyed at absolutely nothing” a book written by me

featuring: your period

irockyursox:

when i exercise i feel fatter than before i started

carryonmywincestson:

school has just taught me so many helpful life lessons

like i don’t know what a mortgage is or how it works or what a tax refund is and how you even do taxes

but i know how to graph an imaginary number on a coordinate plane 

dylanowiener:

do you guys find me as funny as i find myself

i find myself hilarious

i usually laugh at my own jokes for 34 minutes

puzzlehomos:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

i don’t even gain followers anymore i just hang around

maynetastic:

When you’re on your dashboard and you see a ziam post

When you remember about ziam

Ziam

thevirginharry:

if you don’t hate one direction you’re not a real one direction fan

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable