Hi liam

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my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

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“how to get annoyed at absolutely nothing” a book written by me

featuring: your period

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when i exercise i feel fatter than before i started


school has just taught me so many helpful life lessons

like i don’t know what a mortgage is or how it works or what a tax refund is and how you even do taxes

but i know how to graph an imaginary number on a coordinate plane 

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do you guys find me as funny as i find myself

i find myself hilarious

i usually laugh at my own jokes for 34 minutes


are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

i don’t even gain followers anymore i just hang around

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the camera turned on by itself I’m not a model”

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